Million Dollar Baby

Have you ever thought about what you would do with a million dollars? I recently sat down and thought about exactly what I would do with that amount of money. This was my verdict..



First, some boring things... I would pay off all debts that my parents, brother, and myself have; give us all a clean slate. Then, I would buy an electric car with a big trunk (to carry all the new shoes that I would be buying) and a super loud radio (so I could blast that "Shoes" song from YouTube). After my shoe shopping spree, I would assemble the fiercest team to open up two new sexy gay bars in San Jose. And just to keep all my lady friends happy, Friday night at one bar and Saturday night at the other would be LADIES NIGHT! Both bars would have amazing stages so that I could bring in all the best entertainers there are (I think Lady Gaga would be my first guest, duh!). You get my jist... basically I would shine an extra bright light on San Jose's gay nightlife... not to mention it's amazing and ever growing drag community!

Finally, after all that was done, I would go on a shopping spree for both Kimberly and Tim (my boy name for those who might not have known). "I'd be buying up pantie sets from Fredericks, Louie Vuitton for the heck of it, and then I'll ask Victoria just what the hell her secret is!" (PS, If you know what that is quoted from I love you!) I would end my shopping spree month (yes, I said month) with a nice sit down dinner with all of my closest friends and give them all amazing gift bags like Oprah would do. There'd probably be lube, Target gift cards, dental floss, and tickets to the next Britney concert in them, as well as some delicious sweet treats!

And so that's what I came up with! Oh... and world peace (of course!).

How would you spend a million dollars if you were given it?


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